Looking for a vintage horror movie that’s approved by the general public?
Here are the top 10 highest grossing horror movies of the 1970s.
Behold:
10. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
A still from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bryanston Distributing Company – Credit: C/O Bryanston Distributing Company
Total Gross Worldwide:$30,902,270 (The source for all box office numbers in this story is BoxOfficeMojo.com.)
Tobe Hooper’s classic horror movie just turned 50 this year. Following the unfortunate story of a group of young people who take an innocent trip to a remote house in Texas, they have no idea what’s coming to them when they encounter a strange hitchhiker.
This movie marks the beginning of one of the most iconic horror villains ever — Leatherface, who wields a chainsaw in order to murder his victims along with his cannibalistic family.
9. Carrie (1976)
A still from Carrie, United Artists – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide:$33,801,936
Sissy Spacek stars in this unforgettable Stephen King adaptation about a teenage girl who gets pushed to the edge by high school bullies and her abusive, hyper-religious mother.
When she gets invited to the prom by a boy she likes, Carrie gets once last chance at a happy adolescent moment — until someone decides to play a mean trick on her. What they don’t know is that Carrie has supernatural telekinetic powers and she’s about to snap.
8. Halloween (1978)
Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween, Compass International Pictures, Aquarius Releasing – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide: $47,160,941
Jamie Lee Curtis stars in this classic horror movie featuring iconic villain Mike Myers. Wearing a creepy mask, Myers has a penchant for murdering teenagers, and when he escapes from prison after murdering his sister 15 years earlier, he seeks more blood.
Curtis plays Laurie Strode, whom Myers starts stalking while looking for his next victim.
7. The Omen (1976)
20th Century Studios – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide: $60,922,980
In this classic horror film, a mother’s baby dies suddenly after birth and her husband replaces him with another baby without telling her. They name him Damien, and unfortunately for them, it turns out that baby is the antichrist.
Things get sticky when baby Damien scares animals and violently resists entering a church.
There could be some debate as to whether Young Frankenstein belongs on this list, since its primarily a comedy. But it is considered a comedy-horror film, since it’s a parody of the horror genre, so we argue that it counts. It may not be as scary as the other films on this list, but it is certainly a genre film.
Starring Gene Wilder, this one is as funny as it is spooky.
Based on the experiences of the Lutz family in a house in Amityville, New York that they claim is haunted, The Amityville Horror stars James Brolin and Margot Kidder as a couple whose home is haunted by a demonic entity.
The validity of the story of the haunting at 112 Ocean Avenue has been debated over the years, but there really was a murder spree that took place there in 1974 when Ronald DeFeo Jr. shot and killed his of his family members there. He was convicted of second-degree murder and died in prison in 2021. Whether the haunting part is true or not is unknown, but the Amityville Horror movies are still a lot of fun.
4. Alien (1979)
20th Century Fox Studios – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide:$108,591,169
This classic sci-fi horror film is so popular that it spawned a whole franchise. Starring Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley, a member of the crew of the space ship Nostromo, it follows what happens when they discover an alien presence on board their ship.
It was followed by Aliens in 1986, along with several other Alien films, including the most recent installment, Alien: Romulus this year.
3. Jaws 2 (1978)
Universal Pictures – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide:$187,884,007
The sequel to the original Jaws may not have been as good as the original, but it still made a lot of money.
Like in the first movie, Sheriff Brody (Roy Scheider) tries to warn Mayor Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) that there’s a shark in the waters off of the touristed beach community of Amity Island.
And, having learned nothing from the horrors of the original movie, Mayor Vaughn again does not listen and innocent people are killed once again by a shark. Surprise, surprise. But this time, as you can see above, the shark catches on fire.
2. The Exorcist (1973)
Linda Blair in The Exorcist, Warner Bros. – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide: $430,872,776
One of the most iconic horror films of all time is The Exorcist, and it’s also loosely based on a true story. It follows an unfortunate young girl named Regan who gets possessed by the demon Pazuzu.
Much horror transpires as priests try to exorcise the demon out of poor Regan.
1. Jaws (1975)
Universal Pictures – Credit: C/O
Total Gross Worldwide:$477,220,580
Of course, topping our list of the highest grossing horror movies of the 1970s is Steven Spielberg’s 1975 horror classic, Jaws. It follows, as mentioned above, the fictional events of the beach town of Amity (also fictional) in which a giant Great White shark torments the waters, eating swimmers and beach goers.
Come for the surprisingly realistic looking shark, stay for Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw, who play scientist Hooper and shark hunter Quint, respectively.
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In the terrifying horror thriller The Sound, a world-class group of climbers is granted access to the Forbidden Wall, a mysterious rock face that has been closed for decades. Among the climbers is Sean (Marc Hills), whose grandfather made an ill-fated attempt sixty-three years earlier. During the group’s ascent, they come face-to-face with a malevolent force that quickly turns their expedition into a harrowing battle for survival, hundreds of feet above the ground.
Interview
Cinema Scholars’ own Glen Dower recently interviewed writer and director Brendan Devane about his new horror/thriller, The Sound, starring William Fichtner and Jocelyn Hudon. The film is slated for limited release across the United States on June 27, 2025.
Lightly edited for content and clarity.
Glen Dower:
Mr. Devane. How are you, Sir?
Brendan Devane:
I’m good, Glen, how are you?
Glen Dower:
I’m really good, thanks. We are talking about The Sound, ‘Evil Dead Meets Cliffhanger’, what do you think?
Brendan Devane:
Yeah, there are a bunch of comparisons you can make. In my mind, I am a really big The Thing fan, you know, Carpenter’s great film from the early 80s? I was trying to play a little bit along with those kinds of themes of unseen alien jumps into people’s heads for that kind of psychological thriller, horror feeling that Carpenter had going on there.
Glen Dower:
Growing up, you spent a lot of time in Colorado after you finished college. And how did your experience there, plus Native American culture, come together for the story of The Sound?
Brendan Devane:
I moved to Colorado right after college. I made my parents extra happy to be a ski bum after that, and just learned how to operate in the mountains and got really into ice climbing and rock climbing, and all the other stuff that happens out there. And never really was thinking about filmmaking, I was just into live music production after that in Colorado, and started working my way into production.
And so it’s always been in the back of my mind to have something kind of exciting that I’d liked in the past, like Cliffhanger or Vertical Limit, which I think are entertaining films, but are not very authentic as far as the climbing and how it portrays the climbing. I mean, who doesn’t love Cliffhanger? But the climbing community doesn’t like it as far as what they did. Of course, they got sued by Black Diamond big time for what they did in that opening sequence. So that’s always been part of my, not plan per se, but to make something that is a little bit more authentic to the climbing community.
As far as Native American goes, as you can tell, I’m a big white Irish guy from upstate New York. But I did grow up in a town that is named after Iroquois words. And growing up in the 80s, we did a lot of studying about the Native American aspects of where I grew up in upstate New York, from a town called Saratoga Springs, which is Iroquois for land of the running water.
Rachel Finninger stars in “The Sound” (2025). Photo courtesy of Blue Harbor Entertainment.
Brendan Devane (cont):
So I’ve always had an interest in Native Americans. And I played lacrosse, which is their sport, since I was a little kid, and played in a lot of leagues with the Iroquois Nationals and stuff like that, and got to know them. When you’re like me, i.e,. Not Native American, you have to tread carefully, as it’s not my story to tell. So I brought the Native Americans in to bolster that storyline.
Glen Dower:
You mentioned Cliffhanger you mentioned Vertical Limit, which are the two films I noted. How did you maintain a level of authenticity that perhaps those filmed lacked in favor of entertainment?
Brendan Devane:
It’s the reality of big wall rock climbing. That’s kind of boring! It takes hours and hours, right? Even Free Solo, one of the most exciting documentaries I’ve ever seen, took him five hours or something to do that climb. They show what 10 minutes of it, maybe, right? So you have to look for little moments in this, trying to make it authentic, because an authentic climbing movie is kind of boring, except for little spots where they may be exposed to a fall or something like that.
It was a challenge to keep it authentic, while still providing scares or tension, or thrills like that, by involving little things where the lead characters are off rope, and he slips and he might, and he might fall or something like that, which is in the realm of possibility.
When Chris O’Donnell jumps from one peak to the other in Vertical Limit with his two ice axes, it’s fun and exciting, but it’s not real, right? What happens is he falls to his death, right? That’s what’s going to happen in real life. So it takes a balance to try to make things exciting, as far as a Hollywood movie can, while still also trying to be authentic to rock climbing. And that’s why I decided, you know, pretty early on in the process that I couldn’t film this with, like, necessarily a regular production crew, or with actors.
Turns out SAG doesn’t want you to put people a thousand feet in the air! So we made two separate movies. One was a straight rock climbing film with professional rock climbers and a professional rock climbing shoot team, and the other with actors and a professional production crew, and then kind of tried to meld them in post.
We see during the credits at the very end of the movie, we see scenes with the actors. So was that to imply these guys are legit, they work hard, as opposed to just name scrolling, to actually show them in action?
Brendan Devane:
I’m always thinking of doing cool things for credits that make it a little bit interesting than just a scroll. And those were all pictures of their personal lives. It wasn’t even having to do with the film. Most of the people who were cast in this as rock climbers are rock climbers in their personal lives, maybe not professional, but Mark, the lead, who plays Sean, is an accomplished rock climber. All of them are. And so I wanted to kind of like, add a little bit to the authenticity of showing them, you know, doing this sport where typically, you know, it’s an actor who doesn’t, that’s one of my favorite parts of the Truman Show where they tell the bus driver can’t drive away in the bus because he’s an actor, right?
And this particular movie, I wanted to make sure the actors were a part of the skills, like the original Point Break when Catherine cast those surfers, she looked for surfers with SAG cards, instead of teaching actors how to surf, those background ones, obviously not Swayze or Keanu, but so I approached it the same way. I was looking for rock climbers who were also actors.
Glen Dower:
Let’s talk about some of the supporting actors as well. You’ve got William Fichtner, who is one of those actors who just brings the gravitas with the undercurrent of menace or mystery, and Kyle Gass as well! How did those two guys come to be involved?
Brendan Devane:
Well, when you’re talking about a film like this, you’re always looking for angles to be able to promote and market the film, right? If you’re not building a film in pre-production that you can market later, you’re probably doing something wrong as a filmmaker because, without the business, there’s no show, right, as the old saying goes. So that role was always earmarked for maybe a more ‘visible’ actor. And it turned out that the actor Gabe Greenspan, who’s Jason Alexander’s son, did an amazing job, was represented by the same agent who represents Bill.
And after I booked Gabe, I’m a big fan of ‘What’s the worst that can happen. They can say no,’ right? It’s like, ‘hey, I see you represent Bill. Would Bill be interested in this part?’ And he read the script and was in it. And so we got him into the film. And what an amazing actor and person to work with, and just an all-around great guy outside of the business.
Really, it was an absolute pleasure to work with Bill, and I feel very fortunate that he joined the project. As far as Kyle, I’ve always been a big Tenacious D fan. I worked with them when I was a roadie 25 years ago, back when they were first starting. And who doesn’t love Elf and Kyle’s turn as Eugene Dupree? So that was another serendipitous thing where I was working with Kyle’s agent, who at the time represented David Clennon, and Jocelyn Hudon, who also makes an appearance in the film.
William Fichtner stars in “The Sound” (2025). Photo courtesy of Blue Harbor Entertainment.
Brendan Devane (cont):
And so I kind of bundled those three actors, like a disc, ‘hey, if I cast these two people, I get a discount on Kyle?’ So, a lot of times that’s how this casting goes when you’re not necessarily looking for auditions and your normal casting director is going through all the tapes and stuff, and I’m just looking to fill roles. You know, a lot of it just kind of comes together. And it’s about working relationships with people in the business, the agents who are getting these people to work. So that was very helpful to be able to kind of one-stop shop those casting decisions.
Glen Dower:
I’m also a big fan of what’s the worst they can say, apart from ‘no’. And we just have to talk about David Clennon. I’m so glad you brought up John Carpenter’s The Thing at the very start. I saw his name in press release, and if people are reading, if I just say, “You gotta be fucking kidding…” Yes, Palmer is in this movie! I like to think this is Palmer had he not died in The Thing. So it must have been a thrill for you. Because for me, The Thing is up there in my top two favorite, perfect movies, along with Predator.
Brendan Devane:
Absolutely. When I saw The Thing, I think I was 10, and it scared the shit out of me! It just stuck. It’s one of those films that just sticks with you. I don’t throw around words like ‘invent’, but Carpenter kind of started the ‘contained horror’ before that was a thing. Nobody was talking about contained horror, but there it is. 12 people are stuck in a base in Antarctica. And that’s where, for me, the tension is derived from. They can’t escape each other. And they don’t know who’s infected.
There’s a lot of gore and blood and disgusting stuff in The Thing that we don’t necessarily get into. But I tried to bring a little bit of that tension of the unknown. It’s difficult when you’re on a big wall rock climb because the people are in proximity to each other, like they are in The Thing. When you’ve got five people sitting around a little room, and they’re testing the blood, one of my favorite scenes of all time, when they’re testing the blood to see who’s infected. I tried to do a little throwback to that, where they’re testing on the radio to see what it is.
I combined The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and that standoff there at the end between Angel Eyes, Blondie, and Tuco with that test. Hopefully, people catch it when Dave says, ‘It’s not like Antarctica down there’, because I did want to give him a little bit of a throwback to Palmer there. I can’t say enough great things about Dave. He became a good friend, and we still text. He’s coming to the premiere in Vegas. He’s an all-around stand-up person and a tremendous actor who I’m extremely grateful to for joining the project.
Glen Dower:
I just want to ask about that line. Was that line in the script before he was on board, or written for him?
Brendan Devane:
That was written for him. I had to sneak that one in for him. The character’s name is Kurt Carpenter. Now, that never really comes out, he’s called Kurt. And I combined Kurt Russell with John Carpenter there to give him a little thing. I think he’s called Kurt once in the film. But yeah, that’s just one of those little details, right, that make me chuckle that no one else will hear.
Glen Dower:
There we go, that’s the exclusive. I love that. Now, we don’t want to give too much away, but there are possibilities for a follow-up? Do we have plans for More of The Sound?
Brendan Devane:
Well, you always like to think so, right? But a lot of times this is determined on, you know, like somebody gives you a bag of money to go film a sequel, right? We’ll see how people respond to this and whether I do have a script written and an idea that just basically picks up from the ending of this. It goes a little bit bigger, filming in Norway and Italy and around the world as a higher kind of a higher budget thing. Part of this doing the sound is that we had to learn how to shoot a rock climbing feature horror, which I’m sure someone out there has done something.
Alex Honnold stars in “The Sound” (2025). Photo courtesy of Blue Harbor Entertainment.
I firmly believe that every movie has ever made in the 1950s was made by some French person, right? We’ve all got recycled ideas here. So, we had to learn how to do this at our budget level. It’s a little bit different from a hundred million dollars. Then you can use digi-doubles, you can green screen everything, right?
You can make it look like Mission Impossible, but on our budget, you know, it takes a little bit more ingenuity to pull some of this off. Hopefully, we can continue the story. You never know. I’m a big fan who isn’t of Christopher Nolan and the way that he kind of likes to leaves some of his films that little up in the air of like, is the top still spinning, or is he still in the dream, or is he not in the dream? I kind of like to leave things a little open-ended at the end so that people can imagine if there’s no more, if there isn’t a sequel, people can at least imagine that the story continues in whatever way that they think that it might go.
Glen Dower:
Perfect. The Sound is in theaters and on digital on the 27th of June. Brendan, thank you very much for your time. It’s been a pleasure.
Brendan Devane:
Thanks so much, Glen.
The Sound is in theaters and on VOD from June 27, from Blue Harbor Entertainment.
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Little White Lies was established in 2005 as a bi-monthly print magazine committed to championing great movies and the talented people who make them. Combining cutting-edge design, illustration and journalism, we’ve been described as being “at the vanguard of the independent publishing movement.” Our reviews feature a unique tripartite ranking system that captures the different aspects of the movie-going experience. We believe in Truth & Movies.
Warner Bros. is going the creepy viral route to promote Weapons, the new child horror film from Barbarian writer-director Zack Cregger: A new two-hour, unlisted video features two hours of supposed surveillance video, mostly of children running through the night.
The innocuously jarring title is simply “2025_░_░_06:17AM.mov.”
It’s a wonderful bit of mystery, sure to raise interest in what’s already one of the most-anticipated horror films of the summer. The new poster for the film explains its concept: “Last night at 2:17 am, every child from Mrs. Gandy’s class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark… and never came back.”
That summary raises a lot of questions: Does every single kid in Mrs, Gandy’s house have at least a two-story house? But we guess the more important question, which we hope the film will answer, is where all those children went. Also: What or who are the weapons in Weapons?
Spend a while watching the Weapons video — sorry, we mean “2025_░_░_06:17AM.mov” — and you start to notice some extremely jarring things (or cool things, if you love horror.) Among them is the fact that one of the monitors we’re seeing appears to feature the reflected, emotionless face of a middle-aged man. Who is he? Why is he watching? What does he want?
Weapons stars Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael, Toby Huss, and Benedict Wong, among others. We don’t think any of them appear in “2025_░_░_06:17AM.mov,” but who knows? (The middle aged man just might be Huss.)
Additional marketing materials for the film note that 17 children run away in all. And while the poster says it happens at 2:17 am — and time stamps on some of the assembled surveillance footage say 2:17 — the title of the video includes the time stamp 6:17 am. So maybe something is happening with the number 17?
We already love this movie.
Zack Cregger and the Campaigns for Weapons and Barbarian
The Weapons unlisted video continues a long run of cool viral Warner Bros. immersive marketing campaigns: 2008’s Christopher Nolan Batman film The Dark Knight, for example, fascinated fans with an interactive website, not clearly identified as promotional, to drop hints about Heath Ledger’s bold take on The Joker. Such campaigns have since become a frequent part of the rollout for hotly anticipated films.
Cregger’s Barbarian, released in 2022 by 20th Century Fox, benefitted from a similarly jolting campaign. A trailer for the film promoted it pleasantly as “Justin Long’s New Movie,” and featured Long’s character driving along Pacific Coast Highway in a convertible, as cheery music plays.
“From the Producers of the Lego Movie,” the trailer brightly misdirects, before adding more bona fides: “The studio that brought you Alvin and the Chipmunks.”
But around the one-minute mark, things take a dark turn. Long’s character realizes one of his Michigan properties has an unwanted visitor. There’s a thud. The cheery music drops out. And the trailer drops a hammer: “From the Producer of It.”
With Weapons, the scares are right up front: two hours of creepy images, accompanied by static-y, disorienting sound. What’s discombobulating this time is the medium: As with The Dark Knight campaign, we don’t even know what we’re seeing has anything to do with a movie. If you missed the name Warner Bros., you might think you were just seeing some very alarming footage, from Ring cameras, dash cams, and whatever else is surveilling the suburban streets.
Barbarian went on to be one of the most unexpected breakthroughs of 2022, earning more than $45 million against a low production budget of just $4.5 million. Hopes are even higher for Weapons.
Weapons arrives in theaters on August 8, from Warner Bros. Pictures.
Main image: Children running in the night in 2025_░_░_06:17AM.mov to promote Weapons. Courtesy of Warner Bros.
These horror movie villains don’t pack much of a punch. Honestly, we’re surprised they can even hurt a fly, let alone people. Here are the 13 weakest, most pathetic horror movie villains we can think of. Spoilers follow.
The Snowman in Jack Frost (1997)
A still from Jack Frost, A-Pix Entertainment – Credit: C/O
In this 1997 straight-to-video slasher comedy, a serial killer on the way to his execution is exposed to chemicals that cause him to disintegrate and fuse with snow, turning him into a killer snowman.
Although Jack Frost commits very brutal killings — like shoving an axe down one guy’s throat — his looks make him one of the least scary villains ever. Basically, the only difference between him and the beloved children’s character Frosty the Snowman are his arched eyebrows made of sticks and the fact that he’s missing a top hat.
Plus, how easy would it be to kill Jack Frost? All you’d need is a hair dryer or something else hot to melt him away. He’s mostly able to pull off his crimes because he has the element of surprise, since people assume he’s a regular snowman and don’t suspect that he’ll kill them while their back is turned.
The Old Woman in Devil (2010)
Jenny O’Hara in Devil, Universal Pictures – Credit: C/O
This 2010 horror movie was based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan. Directed by John Erick Dowdle, it revolves around everyone’s worst nightmare: getting stuck in an elevator. But it has a sickening twist — one of the elevator’s passengers is secretly the devil.
Spoiler alert! The devil turns out to be the one you’d least expected: an old lady played by Jenny O’Hara.
However, even though her voice gets super deep and demonic and her eyes turn black, there isn’t much really scary about her appearance. All of her heinous killings are done in the dark. And she’s ultimately foiled because her main target — the guy whose soul she wants to claim — confesses his sins, rendering her powerless. She vanishes, just like that.
It’s obvious to point out, but something else worth noting here is that it would be super easy to overtake this character, known only as Old Woman. Her only power is the element of surprise and the fact that she’s possessed by the devil himself. Otherwise, she’s pretty toothless, and she’s not very scary looking at all. This is not the type of devil that would give anyone nightmares, making her a rather pathetic horror movie villain.
Chucky in Child’s Play (1988)
Chucky in Child’s Play, United Artists – Credit: C/O
While the idea of a children’s doll possessed by the soul of a serial killer is pretty unsettling, there’s an argument to be made that Chucky himself is not that scary. He’s arguably one of the more pathetic horror movie villains.
He’s just a doll. And honestly, in the decades since the original Child’s Play was released in 1988, horror movie dolls have gotten a lot scarier (just look at Annabelle from The Conjuring universe). The scariest thing about Chucky is his piercing blue eyes that are frozen in a permanent stare.
But although it takes multiple gun shots to finally take him down in the original film, it doesn’t seem that hard to subdue a little doll the size of a toddler. Just disarm him by taking his knife away and throw him in an incinerator or something. He doesn’t have any crazy abilities other than bleeding like a real human, which makes him relatively easy to kill.
In the grand scheme of horror villains, Chucky is pretty gentle.
Pearl and Howard in X (2022)
Mia Goth as Pearl in X, A24 – Credit: C/O
Nevermind that you could knock them both over with a feather — Pearl and Howard are both more creepy than they are actually scary in X, the first installment in Ti West’s trilogy starring Mia Goth.
Sure, Pearl is deranged. She’s a vengeful old woman hell-bent on killing the porn actors who are renting out she and her husband Howard’s cabin. But she could easily be overpowered by anyone with an ounce of muscle. Same goes for Howard. He’s pretty much just Pearl’s minion anyway. Pearl obviously wears the pants in that relationship.
Although Pearl is pretty dastardly and we wouldn’t want to encounter her in a dimly lit barn, the odds are good that most people could take her in a fight.
The Rabbits in Night of the Lepus (1972)
A still from Night of the Lepus, MGM – Credit: C/O
They’re literally just rabbits. No special effects to be seen here — the terrifying creatures that taunt a small town and kill people are just actual bunny rabbits.
This film is infamous for its failure to make these little guys seem scary. To shoot scenes like the one pictured above, they just let some bunnies lose on a miniature set to make them look giant. But even with the perspective, it’s pretty obvious that they’re just regular bunnies.
For attack scenes, they had actors dress up in bunny costumes, which makes the whole thing even funnier. You can watch one bunny attack scene here — in the shots of the real bunnies, they’re actually really cute, even when their little bunny faces are smeared with blood.
The Cookie in The GingerDead Man (2005)
A still from The GingerDead Man, Full Moon Entertainment – Credit: C/O
This one requires little explanation as to why the GingerDead Man is a pretty pathetic horror movie villain. He’s just a cookie! He would literally crumble in a glass of milk.
Look at his face in the picture above. Sure, it’s a face only a mother could love. But is it particularly scary? Not really.
The weakness of this cookie villain is similar to the aforementioned Jack Frost above. It’s hard to believe why the protagonists of the film didn’t figure out a way to kill him faster. This particular cookie is, like Jack Frost, possessed by the spirit of a serial killer — but this time it’s because his ashes were mixed in with blood and cookie ingredients. A witch’s curse allows him to come back to life. But does he really have that much strength or power? We doubt it.
The scariest thing about him is that the serial killer who the cookie embodies is played by Gary Busey.
Karen in Honeydew (2020)
Barbara Kingsley in Honeydew, Dark Star Pictures – Credit: C/O
We won’t try to argue that the plot of this 2020 horror film is one of the most messed up and psychologically disturbing ones we’ve witnessed in a while. But we will argue that the main villain, an old woman named Karen (Barbra Kingsley), shouldn’t be so hard to conquer.
With the help of an old man named Eulis, Karen lures a young couple into her home through deception. From there, she tricks them into eating her food and later drugs them in various ways, including with gas masks. From there, she lobotomizes her victims and eats their flesh, cannibal style… yeah.
But Karen herself is arguably physically weak and could be overcome if everyone teamed up on her.
The problem is that Karen does her work while her victims are knocked out, which is ultimately how she overcomes otherwise healthy adversaries like the protagonists Sam and Rylie. But if they had taken her out when they had a chance, before she drugged them, they could have easily gotten away. Fun fact, this movie also features Lena Dunham!
Brahms in The Boy (2016)
Brahms in The Boy, STX Entertainment – Credit: C/O
In 2016’s The Boy, the villain is a porcelain doll named Brahms. His creepy parents are convinced that the doll is actually their late son. At first, he seems inanimate, but then it’s revealed that he’s actually alive, possessed by the spirit of their murderous little boy.
But honestly, Brahms isn’t that scary. He somehow has the ability to overpower a grown man, but then when he tries to overpower his nanny, Greta (Lauren Cohan), she uses his own trick against him — invoking the rules by which he lives.
So if Brahms can be subdued that easily, couldn’t Greta just smash him with a hammer or something? He’s just a little doll, much like Chucky. He doesn’t seem like he would realistically be that hard to kill.
The Goblins in Troll 2 (1990)
A still from Troll 2, Epic Productions – Credit: C/O
In this hilariously bad movie, Troll 2, the villains are a pack of vegetarian goblins who turn people into vegetables so they can eat them.
That premise is already pretty goofy. Why not have the goblins be carnivores? That would be scarier. Nope — these goblins eat vegetables only, please. But instead of eating veggies and calling it a day, they decide to trick people into drinking a potion that dissolves them into vegetables.
Although they look pretty unsavory, their masks are so misshapen that they look like something you’d find for your hard in Spirit Halloween. They’re also tiny. And, again, they survive on vegetables. How hard could it be to kill them? Case in point (and spoiler ahead): simply eating a bologna sandwich renders a person’s body poisonous to the goblins. The fact that the goblins win out in the end is honestly so disappointing.
The Clowns in Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
A still from Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Trans World Entertainment – Credit: C/O
The clowns from this 1988 B-movie cult-classic are more funny looking than they are scary.
True, one punch from an extraterrestrial clown’s boxing glove can knock a man’s head clean off. But still, these strange little alien men look more like demented fun house animatronics than horror villains.
We must admire the artistry that went into the practical effects — the details of their lifelike, weird little clown faces are something to be admired. But these aren’t the kind of horror movie characters that inspire nightmares, unless you’re six years old. But to be fair, horror movie characters have gotten a LOT more sinister and disturbing since 1988, so maybe in their day, these clowns were a bit scarier in context.
The Leprechaun in Leprechaun (1993)
A still from Leprechaun, Trimark Pictures – Credit: C/O
Jennifer Aniston looks plenty scared in the 1993 horror film about an evil leprechaun who hunts down a family he believes has stolen his pot of gold. But in reality, this little Irish man has very few scares in him.
We’d argue that the titular leprechaun is actually a pretty pathetic horror movie villain. Again, we admire the artistry of the practical effects — it’s actually a real actor in this little leprechaun suit, played by Warwick Davis. But he doesn’t really send shivers down our spine. Also, his Irish accent is not very Irish sounding.
If you want a real scare, listen to some stories about the culturally-authentic supernatural folk of Ireland — the fairies. Leprechauns are mostly an American concept. In Ireland, the superstition around faeries, also called “the good people,” is no joke.
The Bunnyman in Bunnyman (2011)
Bunnyman still, Osiris Entertainment – Credit: C/O
This 2011 horror film is based on Virginia’s urban legend of the Bunny Man — a man in a bunny suit who threatens people with an axe. In the movie, the Bunnyman in question wields a chainsaw instead.
But really, he’s just a guy in a bunny suit. And the suit itself isn’t scary at all. It’s just a regular bunny costume not unlike one you might find at the mall when little kids take pictures with the Easter bunny.
We’d actually argue that the bunny suit in Donnie Darko is much scarier in appearance. However, this Bunnyman eats people’s flesh after murdering and dismembering them, so that is pretty scary. He just doesn’t look like much.
Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son (1993)
Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son, 20th Century Studios – Credit: C/O
In this 1993 horror movie, Macaulay Culkin plays a sort of real-life version of Brahms from The Boy. He’s a nasty little boy who likes to hurt people on purpose.
But he doesn’t have any supernatural abilities. He’s just a sociopathic, or perhaps psychopathic, little kid. He could easily be stopped if someone put him in a time-out — they just might have to keep an eye on him, because he’s really good at outsmarting adults who underestimate him.
Overall, he’s got to be one of the all-time least intimidating horror movie characters. He’s basically just a little guy who really needs therapy.
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Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti in The Sopranos, HBO – Credit: C/O